| Band Name | Name | Location |
| The Kali Kalki Duo | Piet | nederland |
| Tighty Whitey and the Waste Band | J.hole Jackson | |
| Mike Jackson | kcnJackson2839 | |
| The Cryo-Cardiacs | dj barber | Pac-Nor-West |
| peach fuzz | prepubescent | tejas |
| none | Sally Kraus | USA |
| feedbak | Rene | mississauga |
| jermzz | Rene | mississauga |
| none | Sally Kraus | USA |
| loose nuts | rahul | India |
| shoplifting watermellons | ash | california |
| Blue Ballers (Chick Band) | talkn sht | Freezer |
| Hassle Caspian | Caspian's Stepmom | The dining room |
| The Pride of Ipswich | Matty | The Crab Nebula |
| The Fignugglers | Matty | the grey area |
| Jermmmz | JimmieJermmm | Mississauga |
| Drag Queen Fish | Terri | downstairs from Shamey |
| Larry Cooper | fp_Cooper9945 | |
| Lovin' Mothers | Mom | Physical or Mental? |
| Hideous Pig | Traci | Bammy |
| The Harelips | Ryann | Canadian Eh? |
| Queerbot 3000 | Ryann | Canada Eh? |
| phaqn nuts | AlwaysWithJose | Neither Here Nor There |
| Necrosis | Brandon | Pasadena |
| Fur Burgers to Go | AlwayWithJose | neither here nor there |
| SuperGoddamn | Nope | Here |
| old falcon | caspian shamel | sante butt |
| The Hillbilly Bugger Boys | WG | Manchester |
| an octave below the afro | jay | cal |
| The Candfloss | Samatha | glagow |
| Penguin Halo | Matty | Shameless Creations.com |
| Flourescent #2 | Matty | |
| Papajinu | Matty | My work station |
| Monkeyknuckle | Matty | Some Where |
| FireFear | ||
| suckers | chaz | halifax |
| 5 Miles To Manzanillo | Matty | Nogales |
| Escobar is Dead | Matty | Up Up And Away |
| Scarlet Johannson Is totally Freekin Hot!!! | Matty | Wishin I was In Hollywood |
| Saving Ryan's Privates | Matty | The Woods |
| Who's Eating Virginia Woolf | Carol | The Same Building as Matty |
| Half Asleep In Frog Pajamas | Carol | The Cubicle next to Matty |
| Monkey Rape | Matty | The Jungle Baby |
| Purple Monkey Octopuss | Matty & Carol | A2W 143 |
| Crystal Shit | Matty | Mars Bitches!!! |
| The Short Hairs | Matty | Stage Left |
| Poop Chute Fingler | Matty | Uranus |
| Nicka Deemus | Matty | Above The Mason Dixon Line |
| The Swedish Marines | JessJJ | ct usa |
| The The Band Experience | Brad | here |
| Hot Piss | Pete and Jessica | 30 minutes away from Matty's ass |
| Lost to Gandhi | Terri | The To Do Folder I'm Retiring |
| Dirty Jesus Feet | Terri | |
| Fuckin' Public | Terri | |
| Waxy Apple | Terri | |
| Cadre of Hotshot Gardeners | Terri | |
| Very Withered Placenta | Terri | |
| Mouse Death | Terri | |
| Cat Box Dishes | Terri | |
| Crotch Knowledge | Terri | |
| The Bankers Pretended | Terri | |
| The Pink Pussies | Jess & Matty | The Shortest Distance between two points |
| Timmy and the Rainbow Monkeys | Roland | New Rochelle |
| I Wish I'd Brought My Bagel | Terri | www.tenchimneys.org |
| Penguin w/ a Halo | Yeldarb | Backwards Land. |
| Zed Leppelin | Bradifer | here |
| Flemings | paul | sf |
| Plane crash in your old Milwuakee House | Brad -a- Brad -a- Brad -a- Brad | |
| The Pirate Council | brad | Port Washington, WI |
| Congrats My Ass | Heather Murphy (by way of Terri) | Cyperspace |
| 3 Turkeys, 1 Deer, and a Squirrel | Kevin by way of Terri's Sighting | |
| Dirty Baby Jammies | Terri/Amanda | Ten Chimneys |
| Harry Licorice | Matty | Da Bronx |
| Dickie Quick | Darla | Idaho |
| Dances With Hooves | jeff | idaho m-f-gd-falls |
| Thinking About My Bagel | Terri | Mele-walk-ee |
| Confirming a Blurb | Terri/Sean | Genesee Depot |
| Flop Sack | Matty | The Outhouse |
| Sonatagoodname | Matty | Spring Falls |
| Final Request | Matty | The Jade Empire |
| God Fall | Matty | The Dark Crystal |
| Matty A and The Indonesian Cohesion | Matty | Quahog, RI |
| Satan's Taint | Matty | Purgatory |
| Jesus Cross | Matty | 4 Degrees North |
| scotty b and the caucasian persuation | scotty | huron |
| Dank Fart | Scotty Brokaw | Huron Ohio |
| Random Grandma | Terri | Shameless Street |
| Rehabilitating Pablo | Tiny Tim | Earth |
| Rotten Vermicious Knids | Sharon | Fruit Cove, FL |
| Sexcretary | Matty | Wishing I was not here |
| 1111race1day22112 | Nia | L'Au-Dela |
| CooKooTooYooToo | Nia | L'Au-Dela |
| The Art Geeks | Michelle | milwaukee |
| The D. B's | Monte (Matty's Little Brother) | Vermont |
| Your Name | Matty | C1E Cubicle 143 |
| spread | The band so cool, they never played a show. | Brady Street Pharmacy |
| Hogswallow | Matty | Purgatory |
| Prognostic Weathermen | Matty | East of your location |
| Curators Of Chaos | Matty | Exactly where I need to be |
| Unkle Carbunkle | Matty | Quahog, RI |
| Scissor Tongue | Matty | Sitting on a wind-swept beach,playing my kazoo, and eating a box of Lucky Charms |
| Uberdank Stink Shit | Matty | Araakis |
| Misinformed Mennonites | Matty | Cubicle 143 |
| Satanic Priests | Matty | Your Head |
| Assisted Suicide | Matty | The Other Side Of the Tracks |
| Pip Perry Pembo and the Pencil Neck Poobahs | Matty | U.S. Of Decay |
| Golden Throne | Matty | This Glaxaxy Or Something Like it |
| Eye For Get | Matty | The Milky way |
| The Erndenmyer Flats | Matty | Earth |
| Mexican Roulette | jeff | idaho f-f-falls |
| fuckstrap | dickie quick | front and center |
| Cosmic Popcorn Alliance | playboy p. | mil-town |
| This Great Band | karina ayn | kalamazoo, MI |
| Crotch Knowledge | Terri & Erika | Milwaukee |
| Secondary Sean | Terri | Milwaukee |
| High School Janitor | Kevin | Milwaukee |
| Plink Nation | Kevin | Milwaukee |
| Gimpy Lemon | Kevin | Milwaukee, WI |
| Pure Poppy-Cock | Kevin | Milwaukee, WI |
| Squirrel-Face Jim and the Lumpy Jam Band | Kevin | Milwaukee, WI |
| Liquid Cheese | Kevin | Milwaukee, WI |
