Shameless Creations

I leave tomorrow for ten days. While I’m gone, will someone please feed the cat? And watch the dog’s dishes, too. Thank you! Zane will take care of the plants. (If you could just wrench the watering can out of his little hands now and then…)

I’ll have plenty to tell you about my adventures at the first ever Bizarro Bootcamp when I’m back, you can bet on it. Please don’t bet on it, though, because I’m telling you now that I’m going to do it, so betting against that would just be throwing your money away. Give it to a food bank or something, instead.

Have fun while I’m gone. No fighting! Well, just no unprovoked punching or kicking or mad Kung-Fu finger-flicking. You can be acerbic and provocative all you want. I’ll be back sometime on the sixth of June. Just have stuff cleaned up by then, and make sure your robot girl vanquishes the apocalyptic future dudes.

See ya!